![]() Old Nick crumples to the floor, and the Scout congratulates the Spy, assuming he had disguised as the boy. The Scout warns Old Nick that the boy is more than he seems, as Jack quickly takes out the icicle and stabs Old Nick in the neck. Jack appears before Old Nick, who quickly recovers and grabs the boy as a hostage. The Scout hits him with a bauble launched with a roll of wrapping paper, and the Soldier bludgeons him using a Saxton Hale action figure. Meanwhile, Old Nick is occupied fighting the Scout and Soldier. He instructs the boy to obey his plan to the word. When Jack fearfully walks up to the Spy, the Spy bestows the child with an icicle snapped off the edge of a pay phone. He proclaims his intent to kidnap the children, and Miss Pauling angrily orders the Spy to take care of matters. Suddenly, Old Nick arrives with a sleigh pulled by a pack of aggressive reindeer and a kangaroo. When Miss Pauling orders the Spy to ensure things do not escalate, the Spy assures her as he watches the Soldier punch the father out of a banner. Miss Pauling wants to hear how the Soldier became a public defender, and the Spy dismisses it with a reminder that a magician is the Soldier's roommate. As they fight, the Spy is on the phone pleading with Miss Pauling to help release them. When the boy's father intervenes, the Soldier prepares to beat him up. The Soldier rejects all of his requests and gives him a military haircut instead. The Soldier's festive outfit is complete with a hat, beard, and some festive ornaments. A boy named Jack sporting a bowl cut lists off the gifts he wants to the Soldier, who is dressed up as Santa. The Scout continues to guard two lines behind him, one for single moms and the other for everyone else. The Scout immediately begins flirting with her, but sends her to the back of the line when he realizes she has a husband. The judge wearily sentences all three BLU team members to community service at a mall, hosting a "Meet Santa!" event.Ī mother and child approach the resentful Scout ( dressed as an elf) and ask about the wait to meet Santa. When the judge mentions that the Scout has yet to give any names, (meaning he would be the sole culprit), the Scout quickly accuses the Soldier of masterminding the plot, upon which the Soldier begins strangling him. The Scout sticks to his story, and the judge presents evidence that the bomb destroyed a Mall Santa training facility. When the Scout checks with his legal counsel (who happen to be the BLU Soldier and Spy), the Spy has slammed his head onto the table, but the Soldier gives an affirmative 'thumbs-up'. A severe judge looks at the BLU Scout, seriously doubting the veracity of his testimony. After the two note the lack of any information in regards to the sender, a stern voice cuts the story off. He calls his friend Julius to inspect the bomb, excitedly claiming some good Samaritan has left it there, with Julius declaring that the people of Teufort will rejoice. The story opens with a scene of a plump businessman named Archibald wearing a bowler delightedly discovering a ticking bomb upon the doorstep of his "Bombs for the Poor" non-profit charity. ![]()
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